Yes, this is a real conversation. No, my hotshot is not a misogynist. No, we don’t use that many emoticons all the time… or ever. Are we even using them properly? Who’s to say. Why did I even use a flamenco dancer? No clue. These are not the important facts, people!
Last week I ran out of Downy Wrinkle Release Spray, so… I bought an iron. And an ironing board. And I keep it properly stored (upright, water emptied!). BOOM. Take that, adulthood! Since then I have been ironing everything in sight.
So if anybody needs anything ironed, let me know. I’ll be happy to knock it out with my new awesome iron.
PS – I’ll still have to borrow my hotshot’s vacuum every other week. One thing at a time, people!
Meredith R. Allen 